Holdem 3D Disclaimers

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Read and understand all instructions.

Do not use Holdem 3D while driving or operating heavy machinery.

Holdem 3D should not be used while you are in a bathtub, shower, or pool. Emersion of Holdem 3D could cause electrical shock.

Unplug this product from the wall outlet before cleaning.

Do not use liquid or aerosol cleaners on this product.

Never spill liquid of any kind on Holdem 3D.

Do not disassemble Holdem 3D. It has no user serviceable parts.

Never install or modify Holdem 3D during an electrical storm.

Do not place Holdem 3D on an unstable cart, desk, stand, or table.

Use only the type and size of batteries specified in the user's manual.

Do not open or mutilate batteries. They may explode. Released electrolyte is corrosive and may cause damage to the eyes or skin. It may be toxic if swallowed.

Holdem 3D will not actually make you more attractive to the opposite sex.

Remove batteries from this product if stored for more than 30 days.

Use of Holdem 3D is not subject to FCC rules and regulations, especially Subpart E of Part 68, FCC Rules and Regulations.

Holdem 3D cannot be used without a personal computer, unless you have a dire need for more coasters and have a CD release copy.

Holdem 3D will work in any language, as long as it is English.

This product cannot be used to block telemarketing calls.

Do not turn upside down.

Depending on your use, Holdem 3D may or may not cause loss of sleep.

Chaos is all around us, don't think you're so special.

Specific Holdem 3D installations may contain cheese.

Holdem 3D is intended for external use only, and should not be ingested.

Do not refrigerate after opening. Doing so may cause excessive humidity.

Close cover before striking.

Do not break glass in case of emergency.

Do not bend, fold, spindle, or mutilate Holdem 3D.

Use only with proper ventilation.

Avoid contact with mucous membranes.

Not responsible for any lost or stolen data.

This product has not been tested on animals in a laboratory setting.

Keep away from sunlight, pets, open flames, moisture, and small children.

Do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit.

If rash, redness, irritation, or swelling develops, discontinue use and consult your physician.

Do not poke the bear.

Holdem 3D is not a significant source of dietary fiber.

If defects are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself, but return to an authorized service center.

Holdem 3D has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.

It is not yet known whether Holdem 3D will extend your life or significantly improve your health.

Some settling may have occurred during shipping.

Excessive use of Holdem 3D may cause insomnia, drowsiness, tremors, numbness, headaches, earaches, and jitters.